Monday, September 24, 2012

On call this weekend

Dr. Grumpy: "Can you move your right arm?"

Mr. Stroke: "No... The leg isn't working either."

Nurse ER: "Hang, on, I'm going to put the blood pressure cuff on you."

Dr. Grumpy: "What time did this start?"

Mr. Stroke: "About 2 hours ago."

Dr. Grumpy: "Any headache?"

Mr. Stroke: "No, but my dick itches."

Nurse ER: "Your left arm still works."

10 comments:

arzt4empfaenger said...

Well played, Sir, well played.

Even better played, Nurse!

Packer said...

GAH!

Anonymous said...

You da man Grumpy!

Wendy said...

Maybe he thought it was a symptom. Don't you complain about people NOT telling every detail?

Jono said...

Yes, but he's right handed.

bobbie said...

Too flippin' funny!! and "Right On!!!" to the ER nurse!

Ms. Donna said...

ER, Er, ED nurses, gotta love 'em.

Crazy RxMan said...

Well I certainly hope you didn't help the man out with his itching...

Jeanie said...

Nurses really can cope with any situation, and she's brilliant.

Anonymous said...

Was it Nurse K?

 
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